some time ago, I received in my email these "reports" and then transcribe. I laughed for a while, between amazement and horror.
So he has the "blame" for this post and dedicate it.
medical reports
- had experienced no rigors or spasms, but her husband said that yesterday was very hot in bed.
- The patient has no history of suicides.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient says he feels a strong penile pain that extends to the feet.
- slipped on the ice and his legs were in opposite directions in early December.
- for when he entered, his heart had stopped beating and he was much better.
- the second day the knee was better and the third, had completely disappeared.
- Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
- The patient has chest pain if she lies to the left for a year.
- The patient is depressed since she began visiting in 1983.
- The patient's medical history was insignificant, with weight gain of one kilo over the past three days.
- The patient does not stop mourn. Also appears to be depressed.
- The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.
- Subject man of sixty-nine, but healthy-looking decrepit. Active mental state, but forgetful.
- The patient expired on the floor quietly.
- The skin was moist and dry.
- The baby came out, cut the umbilical cord and was handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
- rectal examination revealed a thyroid size normal.
- He said he had been constipated for most of his life, until 1989, when she divorced.
- The patient has headaches, occasional, constant, infrequent.
- The patient was in good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
- The genital examination was negative, except for the right foot.
- The patient lives with his mother, father and pet turtle, attended training classes three times a week.
There is that.
